Top 10 Things to Say When Your Feet Are On Fire

10. "Ahhh, my feet are on fire!"

9. "I am not sure I feel right about these new runners."

8. "Oh, so that is why the Flash wears the special suit."

7. "This new fashion is so HAWT!"

6. "Now I know why you aren't supposed to pace yourself in a fire walk."

5. "Maybe I should have splurged on that foot powder."

4. "Hi, I am the Human Torch on a budget, part of the Frugal Four."

3. "Mmmmm, I smell BBQ."

2. "Great Balls of Fire!!!"

1. "This circumstance seems to be the perfect chance to rip off Letterman."

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